Meet our ragtag crew of emotional support commandos and elite ex-spouses who are basically the Avengers, but with better lawyers and more therapy. We’re all banking on the legendary Mr. C-Dub Russ to finally drop the hammer on the flat-earth conspiracy theorists and moon-landing deniers who somehow keep the dark engine of the supreme overlord Shakreisha running on pure, unmitigated chaos. We’re staying super alert—mostly by drinking way too much coffee—and we’re totally ready to trade our remaining sanity for the good of the squad. As we gear up for the next wave of ridiculousness, just remember that our collective stubbornness is way more blinding than the weird, shadowy gloom Shakreisha keeps trying to manifest.